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Stokeley 

He is an very goofy, kind, sweet, and handsome person. He’s an great rapper and he has Jamaican in him which makes him even more hotter, especially when he talks in his Jamaican voice. He loves all of his slimes or mucus and he will and always will represent him, his mucus’s, and XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy), his best friend and vrotha, any and everywhere he goes.
“Stokeley is just so fine”
Stokeley by Gagejbd February 10, 2019
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Someone who is always full of stoke. No matter the situation, the individual remains stoked.
Oh my god, Elliot is such a stokelord.
Stokelord by Nemsley January 12, 2011

stupelligence 

Knowing a lot of things, procedures, processes, theories and words because they have seen them or heard of them and roughly knows what they are about. Thus, they act really arrogant and become know-it-alls or clever dicks. They talk without hesitant and doubt, like they are experts on the matters. And when real-life situations arise, they talk out their full arsenal of knowledge but cannot deliver results. They will most probably rely on the help of other people who are truly skilled in the field or fail epicly.
Boss: Our server is down again. Some staff cannot access it. Can you check?
Tech guy: OK... let me see...

(after a while)

Tech guy: Problem solved.
Boss: OK. Next time, you need to check whether the ODBC is stable. Or maybe the .NET framework is not running properly. I hope the MSSQL database is not corrupted. Maybe we should upgrade our network OS to support better packet segmentation in the OSI layers.
Tech guy: OK... (WTF is he talking about... it's just the server side program that was not running... What stupelligence...
stupelligence by EastViceroy November 21, 2011

stokelated 

Dude I can't believe we got such great seats for the show, I'm stokelated!
stokelated by CREEP1986 April 24, 2010

shukelear war 

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.
Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

Stikeleather 

A person who really puts the theatre into his anger. If you ever see a person get really animated when they are angry, you know you are witnessing the rampages of a Stikeleather. They are also known to verbally attack without notice.
It is very comical to cross paths with a Stikeleather. Eek, Watch out for the verbal rampages of the Stikeleather!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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