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Alright, so you put your girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed or table or what not..Then you insert your dick into her mouth and plug her nostriles with each ball,therefore giving her a stuffy nose

Man comes home from work for some action to find his wife sick in bed.He asks her what is wrong.She replies i have a headache and fever.Husband replies. then you won't mind a stuffy nose

stuffy nose by Matt Trash August 27, 2011

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Stuffy Nose

The act of stuffing ones testicles into each nostril of a woman. Added bonus if your dick is in her mouth during the process.

I gave her a stuffy nose last night...but she sneezed my balls out after like five seconds.

Stuffy Nose by DroppingD's December 24, 2014

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Stuffy nose

A basic term for being congested. The worst symptom of a cold, it makes you remember all the times you took breathing clearly for granted.

I have a stuffy nose. I hate it so much.

Stuffy nose by Goyangi August 9, 2025

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San Antonio Stuffy nose

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.

1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

San Antonio Stuffy nose by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

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San Antonio Stuffy Nose

pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse

my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead

San Antonio Stuffy Nose by besticle October 22, 2008

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nose stuff

Another term for cocaine hydrochloride

Yo pass me sum of that nose stuff.

nose stuff by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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