Strmod

When stroking one's beard with confidence and / or arrogance

Sh-mm-rod

He Strmod his beard reflectively and/or arrogantly.

by Ezy-G September 28, 2021

Stroodle

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Stroodlism

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.

Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

stroodle

misspelling of the world strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

Strodel

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.

Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)

by jason bourne its jesus christ March 9, 2020

stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious!

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020