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Definitions by Ezy-G

The person you go to for advice when you wife caught you red handed with the girl next door.
Shaggy, Mr lova lova...she caught me red handed with the girl next door. It wasn't me!
Shaggy by Ezy-G February 5, 2024

Meat Blanket 

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock
Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.
Meat Blanket by Ezy-G June 5, 2022
When stroking one's beard with confidence and / or arrogance

Sh-mm-rod
He Strmod his beard reflectively and/or arrogantly.
Strmod by Ezy-G September 28, 2021

Skula-mindi

A person who has an insatiable hunger for cock and an unquenchable thirst for cum, even complaining after receiving the biggest of loads.
Last night, after taking two massive loads in her ass and pussy, the little skula-mindi still begged to taste a load in her mouth.
Skula-mindi by Ezy-G May 30, 2021