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Strip of bacon 

A police officer.

Variation of 'pig'.

Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker

Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers
Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.
Strip of bacon by twtbc April 30, 2010

strip-of-bacon 

The strip of pubic hair on a woman that is left after the rest of the pubic region is shaved.
That pussy was hot and smooth, only a strip-of-bacon left.
strip-of-bacon by winnie the pooch October 25, 2002

strip-of-bacon 

zee pearfect bleend of shaven and not shaven pubic har on a woman's vaginal areeah, make me veiner much horny!
ah, what a cute and enticing strip of bacon it is, edible perhaps

strip-of-bacon 

what happens when you slice up a cop with your knife
man Keeshon got 5 years for makin that cop into a strip of bacon
strip-of-bacon by Justin Bird February 23, 2004

strip-of-bacon 

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.
strip-of-bacon by Anonymous December 19, 2002

strip-of-bacon 

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.
Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.
strip-of-bacon by Andrew January 26, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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