scrim job
1. an order where by the printing of a banner on scrim is carried out through a vigorous 8 step process beginning with the loading and ending with the grommeting.
2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
1. jordan: give me a 3 x 8 banner on a heavy matte vinyl
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!
scrim job by now way joel December 17, 2005
Related Words
Strim job • scrim job • Strom-Job • Strum Job • Strim • scrim • strip • strip poker • stim • strom thurmond
Strom-Job
A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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