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scrim job 

1. an order where by the printing of a banner on scrim is carried out through a vigorous 8 step process beginning with the loading and ending with the grommeting.

2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
1. jordan: give me a 3 x 8 banner on a heavy matte vinyl
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.

2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!

scrim job by now way joel December 17, 2005
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Strom-Job 

A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.
"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"
Strom-Job by J-Pot December 6, 2009

Strum Job 

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
Strum Job by The Diddly September 30, 2021
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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