Strikation

When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.

Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!

Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy November 16, 2024

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steakation

A period when an otherwise largely vegetarian diet is interrupted with some meat.

There was a sale on organic meat last Thursday so we had a steakation.

by meland May 23, 2008

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men-struation

When a girl jacks a guy off so hard that he cums blood.

As Maggie was stroking Mat's penis she jumped up in horror once she witnessed his men-struation all over her hand.

by devilishlycute22 April 9, 2009

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glacial striations

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.

After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.

by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

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Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

by AW306 May 25, 2023

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