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Karl Streitel 

A man with this last name knows how to create fear.

Looks like agent 47, acts like agent 47.

He is mostly known to be a living meme among high school students.
We should have made Karl Streitel as the model of our t-shirts.

Karl Streitel is a living meme.
Karl Streitel by Gerrymeinster June 16, 2017

karl streitel 

that English that decides he likes calling on people when they aren't paying attention.

aka. the spawn of satans butt hole
student 1: hey do you have the English teacher on the third floor?

student 2: oh my god yeah. he's a Karl streitel.
karl streitel by wtfisgoingon1738 December 4, 2015

Streit-whore 

A sophomore girl in Mr. Streits' english class who will do anything to make the teacher happy.
Girl student: "Hi Mr. Streit, I picked up a subway at lunch for you and had them make it just the way you like it."
Student B (to himself): "God she is such a Streit-whore"
Streit-whore by pbpbpbpbpbpb! February 23, 2010
Mark Streit, Captain of the Swiss Ice-hockey team.
He's one of the best blueliners at the moment in the world
streit by bla753 September 24, 2006

Strecited 

The feeling of happiness and excitement as well as nervousness and stress, when your about to do a big step in your life.
The feeling when youre talking to an ex that you fell in love with.
I'm traveling to study abroad, I'm feeling really strecited!!!
My ex just texted me, I'm strecited!!!
Strecited by Js creative mind April 11, 2019
A super expressive person with a heart of gold. Her facial expressions will definitely catch your attention and once she starts to speak, you will get captivated with her insight and authenticity. She starts off shy but once you get to know her, she is the life of the party! She is full of spirit and wisdom. She will always take life with enthusiasm and positivity. Her inside is the same as how she is outside. Even in the most difficult situation, she will overcome it with ease. She has such a big heart that she will carry on the burden for others with a big bright smile that lift anyone's spirit around her. If you get close to her, you will get to know her strength and perspective to help you overcome your own challenges.
Stelita, don't drop the chicken!
Im hooked on Stelita!

Let's get through this with our Stelita spirit!
Stelita by Trangulator May 13, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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