Stram-ass 

Taking a long time to complete a task.

Moving slowly to leave or get ready.

Quit stram-assing, we need to go!

You have been cleaning that for hours, stram-ass.

Stram-ass by Cottonphoenix April 9, 2021

Strum-ass

That one guy who always whips out his guitar at a party

That guy with the guitar over there is such a strum-ass

Strum-ass by Bud Sampson September 12, 2015

ass steam 

When you get fucked up the ass hardcore and it causes so much friction that your rectum begins to steam.

Dude, I fucked Candi up the ass so hard last night and she was blowing ass steam EVERYWHERE!

ass steam by Curtrick May 29, 2008

strap that ass 

The act of placing a condom over your penis and to engage in sexual activity with a female. May often result in a rougher than normal fucking.

"Girl you so fine, im about to strap that ass!"

strap that ass by MIKEd90 October 17, 2008

ass-straw 

Someone who likes the ass juice.

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...

ass-straw by Xer0 July 2, 2003

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) 

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.

AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011

sucks ass thru a straw 

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

sucks ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005