Straight Pipin'

verb: Taking a fat rip (bong, dab, etc.), and instead of waiting to inhale until you pull the bowl, you immediately start inhaling toxic heat into your lungs.

Matt: "Damn Ben, stop inhaling before i remove it."
Alex: "Ben's straight pipin' it!"

Straight Pipin' by Mallex January 23, 2022

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Straight piping

When two straight guys "accidentally " have sex while working on their lifted truck

Josh and I spent all night in the garage straight piping, and then we did some exhaust work on my truck.

Straight piping by Buttstuffisfun November 21, 2016

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Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

Straight piping it by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

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Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

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These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!

Straight Trace Midget Pimpin by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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