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straight pipe

When the catalyic converter is taking out of the car to reduce back pressure and increase performance. It is illegal though, only if u get caught. it would be hard and almost impossilbe to pass smog check also
Dam ur car stinks, is it running a straight pipe?

Im running a 3 inch down straight pipe wiht a racing cat back system yo. word
straight pipe by Thomas Van February 24, 2005

straight piledrive that shit 

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
straight piledrive that shit by staff September 6, 2005

straight pipe'n it 

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.
"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive], rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
straight pipe by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.
One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.
straight pipe by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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