strahan

Another word for a large gap between two individual teeth.

Based off the perfect example of Michael Strahan, an NFL player for the New York Giants.

That bitch is hot, but damn she got some strahan action going on.

Holy crap, look at that strahan

Bitches be runnin' wild but she need to be tamen' tha strahan action in her grill.

strahan by Johnny Hatred October 23, 2006

Strahan

Someone with a wierd but cool gap-tooth smile like New York Giants, Michael Strahan.

I went to a house party and this couple has the coolest Strahan smile in the world.

Strahan by Demetrius Klyce July 15, 2008

strahan

An abnormally large turd (or average sized log for a 6'5" man with increased fiber intake). Often results in an immense sense of pride and accomplishment, so much so that you are inclined to show off to friends and family.

Kelly: Hey Michael, did you see that strahan I left for you in the cisgender bathroom?
Michael: That was yours?? I thought I forgot to flush after first breakfast. Hi five!

Guy 1: Did you see my strahan on instagram?
Guy 2: Everyone saw it, good call on the Washington for size reference
Guy 1: Thanks, I saw that in a movie.

strahan by regulartime May 4, 2016

Strahan Gap 

A wide gap or hole in something, referring to the gap between Michael Strahan's two front teeth

There was a Strahan Gap in the fence, allowing the fat man to fit through

Strahan Gap by Bengt Andersson Qvist January 13, 2011

Strahan Treatment 

Allowing a person to set some type of record by not putting forth your full effort, a la Brett Farve falling down so Michael Strahan could set the single season sack record.

I love Miguel Cabrera and think he deserves to win the Triple Crown this year. I think pitchers should give him the Strahan Treatment so he can hit more HR's.

Strahan Treatment by Thunder Arnie August 25, 2013

Flossing the Strahan 

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

Flossing the Strahan by Feklahr August 25, 2010

Michael Strahan 

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.

Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!

Michael Strahan by RedDan69 March 11, 2011