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a bald-headed person with a lack of humor and will piss you off if that person is your teacher
person one-hey what teacher did you get for the school year
person two- oh I got Mr. stovka
person one-oh shit hahahaha you got a retard
person two- fuck you
stovka by alexisc0ol October 5, 2017
A teacher who claims you to be cheating on a test when in all truthfulness you didn't in other words he's a dickhead
my teacher is such a stovka
Stovka by ETkings April 29, 2019
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Stokai is formed from Sto(c)k + AI. AI predicting the stock market using complex mathematical algorithms. Stokai learns and gets better everyday.
Stokai is a cool new startup.
Stokai by RumbleHorseTech September 24, 2020
stokár, or stokar (plural stokári) is a term used in Slovak language. this term is used for people, generally men who usually live in the projects in Slovakia (sídlisko in Slovak), and they're life is usually harder because they might be working class and struggling, although that doesn't apply to everybody. Some people who just live in the projects and just hang around the streets might be considered a stokár. Stokári (plural) usually hang out around the blocks, hang around the streets, but they don't do much harm other than the fact that they might paint some graffiti, sell drugs or beat yo ass... they are not gangster but definitely influenced by the gang culture and such. this is just a 'basic' explanation or an example... this term is similar with the Russian term "gopnik" or the English term "chav". the term "stokár" is highly connected with hip hop, especially Slovakian hip hop
I saw a couple of stokárov (stokárs) hanging around the block listenin to some trap shit and playing ball
stokár by Anonymousmf123 April 28, 2020
I check Stokai before trading In the stock market.
Stokai by RumbleHorseTech September 24, 2020

stonkaruni

A silly person, who does and or partakes in goofy silly activities.
That person is such a stonkaruni yo.

stokaloked 

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.
1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"
stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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