Stormy Dainel 

i got a blow job so hard i didn't cum

OFOFOOFFO i came but didn't STORMY DAINELS

Stormy Dainel by Stormy Dainels December 12, 2018

Danielle story 

A Danielle story: telling a story without an ending.

Person a: So I went to the mall.

Person b: ....and?

Person a: Thats it.

Person b: Are you fucking serious, a fucking Danielle story?

Danielle story by Daniladi13 September 14, 2010

DANIEL STORM 

DONT MATTER IF HES DAN UZI OR DANIEL STORM HES IS A LOVELY AWESOME PERSON AND HE IS THE GOAT AND HE ALWAYS KEEPS TIGHT HES BACK FASHO AND A GOATED RO WRESTLER IF I WAS DANIEL STORM I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY

DANIEL STORM IS A FUCKING GOAT

DANIEL STORM by DANIEL STORM November 25, 2021

Jack Daniel's Story 

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

Jack Daniel's Story by K on a Stick February 16, 2008