Stormi Webster 

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s love child that they attempted to hide from the public for the course of the pregnancy.

Her future fate will most likely to become as spoiled and self centered as the rest of the Kardashians, but only time will tell.

Born February 1st, 2018.

Person 1: “Damn that kid ain’t even 1 yet and has more money than I ever will”

Person 2:”At least my name isn’t Stormi Webster”

Stormi Webster by DankChickenz February 6, 2018

stormi webster 

biracial baby who's mom posts too much of her on snapchat but thats ok she's adorbs. cries turbulently from all the awful content on urban dictionary but is complacent about the awful content she writes. THE WORLD IS A CRUEL TRAGIC KINGDOM

stormi webster's mom took her to the park and then posted snaps with filters giving her googly eyes. her fave bedtime story is go the fuck to sleep by Samuel l Jackson.

stormi webster by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016