Store Hoe

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

Cute Story Hoe

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.

Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~

by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

Story Hoe

A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.

I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.

by WiseOnr February 10, 2017

stare hoe

A person who constantly stares at other people.

That girl keeps looking at us. She sure is a stare hoe.

by DavidCU January 24, 2006

Snapchat Story Hoe

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.

Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.

by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....

Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''

by Matt3K July 27, 2021