Store Hoe

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Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

Store Hoe by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

Words you can keep

Cute Story Hoe

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.

Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~

Cute Story Hoe by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

Related Words

Store Hoe • stare hoe • Story Hoe • cool story hoe • Cute Story Hoe • Snapchat Story Hoe • stonehoe • score on hoes • store • Store Bought

cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

cool story hoe by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

Story Hoe

A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.

I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.

Story Hoe by WiseOnr February 10, 2017

stare hoe

A person who constantly stares at other people.

That girl keeps looking at us. She sure is a stare hoe.

stare hoe by DavidCU January 24, 2006

Snapchat Story Hoe

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.

Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.

Snapchat Story Hoe by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....

Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''

Stone Hoe by Matt3K July 27, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026