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Cute Story Hoe 

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
Cute Story Hoe by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

cool story hoe 

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

Story Hoe 

A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.
I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.
Story Hoe by WiseOnr February 10, 2017

stare hoe 

That girl keeps looking at us. She sure is a stare hoe.
stare hoe by DavidCU January 24, 2006

Snapchat Story Hoe 

Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.
Snapchat Story Hoe by Necrofeliac January 16, 2017

Stone Hoe 

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....
Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
Stone Hoe by Matt3K July 27, 2021