Stop & Go Traffic 

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.

Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!

Stop & Go Traffic by TehPurpleIce April 11, 2011

Stop and go traffic 

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.

Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.

Stop and go traffic by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012