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Smoofin Stoofu

A jew inserts drugs in your anus with their nose, while charging you an unnecessarily expensive fee.
Did you get your Smoofin Stoofu card?
Smoofin Stoofu by TP Defined September 14, 2019
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A word combining two seperate words, " stupid " and "fucker " to make a one word meaning called "stoopfuk"
Donald the Republican sure is a stoopfuk. He's such a stupid fucker.
Stoopfuk by POOKIES PLACE October 30, 2015
A Reddit chat bot with a white Snoo on a bright green background for a profile picture. Imitated other bots like navsnoobot, which worked more consistently and had many more features for the most part.

It didn't have Urban Dictionary for a long time, join/leave/ban messages were wonky, the mod list wouldn't load and it worked about as well in any new chats as an icicle in a furnace. Besides many other things.

After a few 3-day bans, it was permanently banned from the site and the Subreddit has almost no activity. The 'Who killed Snooful?' mystery still hasn't been solved to this day...
Snooful was a mediocre chat bot. May our memory of it be equally mediocre. Rest somewhere far away for all eternity.
Snooful by FarmYard Gaming March 1, 2022
Noun
A term localized in Sparta New Jersey and nowhere else, referring to an electronic cigarette
Boy 1: “I’m just gonna rip a stoof , and hope the staff doesn’t catch me.”
Boy 2: “Did you just stoof on my fuckin leg? “

Boy A: “Oh no. It’s the super stoofers.”
Stoof by LustMage May 28, 2018
A combination between a stupid person and a stupid fucker
Those conservative/libertarians are such stoopfuks.
Stoopfuk by Pookmeister November 22, 2015
1. a silly creature or person
2. someone making a sniffing sound
3. someone who likes to nuzzle with their snoot
Our cat got startled by his own shadow, what a snoofus! <3
Snoofus by qewcat March 6, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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