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Stoner War 

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"
Stoner War by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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The White Stones of War

They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.
The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.

Stone Island Warrior 

A very solid specimen who is never seen without his Stoney jacket. Often found at Burnley games, these chaps are not ones to mess with.
My mate Dave is a Stone Island Warrior

stonerwagon

a car full of stoners driving along the road really slow and not willing to change lanes or turn at the next intersection
Man, this stonerwagon is goin hella slow!

Dude that guy in the stonerwagon just flipped me off for passing him.
stonerwagon by AM_Kidd September 18, 2011

stonewarrior

Stonewarrior is a term used to get high. Or a nickname in World of Warcraft for a penis enahcning drug.
Hey whats up Stonewarrior.

Wow that stonewarrior really works!Look!
stonewarrior by Linkandepona May 29, 2007
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