Stoner Fuck

Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.

"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"

Stoner Fuck by Raghi May 4, 2006

Words you can keep

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids

A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.

How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids by Mary_Jayne January 20, 2011

Related Words

Stoner Fuck • Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids • Stone cold fuck • Stone cold fuckery • Fuck stone • stonefucking • stoner luck • Stoner cuck • stoner • stoner boner

Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.

Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.

Stoner Fucks by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

Stone cold fuck by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009

Fuck stone

Like a bed, someplace used to have sex on.

Quick to the fuck stone I am horney.

Fuck stone by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

fuck stone by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

Stone cold fuckery

Fucking with somebody with zero fucks given.

That is some stone cold fuckery!

Stone cold fuckery by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

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