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alexus stonehouse 

alexus stonehouse is the that one fake friend we all have. She's also the biggest slut you'll ever meet, she's a dirty whore who acts like your friend but isn't your friend. She'll talk behind your back too.
"Alexus Stonehouse is being a slut like always." she's also a pussy

ryder stonehouse 

Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.
Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”
ryder stonehouse by kelsie!! April 6, 2024

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Stonehoused 

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused
Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.
My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.
Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.
smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007