Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.

Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

stonemason

The guy at the lodge who you buy your pot from.

It's going to be a mellow night tonight--I just saw the stonemason.

by jhernd June 10, 2015

Stonemason

A Band from Brisbane, Australia that play music that sounds awesome with cool keyboards and shit so give them a listen.

Person1: Hey dude listen to this band call Stonemason
Person 2: (Puts in headphone and jizzes)

by Key-a-lock May 17, 2010

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.

I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.

by LR05 April 16, 2024

Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021