stonemason

The guy at the lodge who you buy your pot from.

It's going to be a mellow night tonight--I just saw the stonemason.

by jhernd June 10, 2015

Stonemason

A Band from Brisbane, Australia that play music that sounds awesome with cool keyboards and shit so give them a listen.

Person1: Hey dude listen to this band call Stonemason
Person 2: (Puts in headphone and jizzes)

by Key-a-lock May 17, 2010

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.

I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.

by LR05 April 16, 2024

Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

stonemonkey

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

stoneman

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

Marjory Stoneman Douglas

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019