stonemason

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The guy at the lodge who you buy your pot from.

It's going to be a mellow night tonight--I just saw the stonemason.

stonemason by jhernd June 10, 2015

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Stonemason

A Band from Brisbane, Australia that play music that sounds awesome with cool keyboards and shit so give them a listen.

Person1: Hey dude listen to this band call Stonemason
Person 2: (Puts in headphone and jizzes)

Stonemason by Key-a-lock May 17, 2010

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.

I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.

Stonemason Highfive by LR05 April 16, 2024

Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

Marjory stoneman douglas high by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

stonemonkey

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stonemonkey by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

stoneman

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

stoneman by DannyK June 7, 2005

Marjory Stoneman Douglas

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

Marjory Stoneman Douglas by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026