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Hardware Store Hot Dog

Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.

Stone Hotel 

The prime vacation spot for state-ordered getaways. Amenities include full staff, guard towers, security fences, 3 meals and a bunk in a shared room with another vacationer. Isolation units are available for inmates who need more privacy than the average inhabitant.
We should check what days and times we can visit and make sure to send letters to our friends locked up in the stone hotel.
Stone Hotel by Miss Anne Throwp September 19, 2010

grocery store hot 

adj. Used to describe a celebrity that would be considered attractive among the regular, everyday people one might see out and about at the grocery store, but not considered particularly beautiful among peers in the entertainment industry.
Is it just me or is Anna Kendrick hot? Not like, Scarlett Johansson hot, but grocery store hot.

hot stove 

It's baseball talk during the off season (winter). Devoted fans never stop talking about the sport, so they stand over a "hot stove" during the winter discussing transactions, managers, anything baseball related.
In today's hot stove report......
hot stove by JayeC December 6, 2006

hot stove 

The hot stove is a term used to describe all of the personnel movement in baseball. With all of the free agent signings, trades, hirings, and firings.
On the hot stove today, the Yankees acquired a new outfielder.
hot stove by Tyrannus Maximus December 8, 2005

hot stoned 

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
hot stoned by Steffoni April 22, 2020