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Stome

Stome is short for stomach, it describes someone fat/obese.
Yo, she's kind of hot.

Gross, she's got stome.
by Rhett Riley May 6, 2009
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STOME

Skeetin' Tears Out My Eyes
"When Marcie asked why we were taking apart Jenga.. I was STOME"
by Kosher Meech August 25, 2011
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The president of our country told us to stome so we could lower the number of covid cases in our country.
by marixbuggg April 26, 2021
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Stome Job

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".
"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."
by slapNtickle July 23, 2018
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plantin’ some onion

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.
by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
by Based Fiend March 18, 2021
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
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