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stolzman 

Stolzman is Powerful has the quiet disposition but there’s fire always there
Never bows down unless it’s to His Queen

She has to be a loyal to him yet a badass never surrenders to anyone but a True Stolzman He is proud n very self contained he’s generous with those he loves and willing to pay some to go away

Zero tolerance for whining but doesn’t mind being the strong shoulder to cry on
Devoted Dedicated and Determination defines this Man success

He likes beautiful things but finds beauty in awkwardness n authentic beings

He loves sex but seeks one that can be everything in sync with his sexual prowless

Seduction Kissing and Cumming not on that order turns him on

He likes sweetness and kindness but respects a good submission

He knows many but few really know him
He evolves later in life and makes for the ultimate last husband especially to someone that has no insecurities with all his ex hot looking wives

He is both romantic and a Dominate but few will ever live the Dom unless their partner on crime
Stolzman will never tap out but A Stolzman will Bring it !
stolzman by Raw33 November 28, 2021
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stoltmann 

Ree Stoltmann
stoltmann by anonymous January 20, 2021

Stoopmanity 

a life of luxurious security, tranquil happiness, and the blissful ignorance of the harsh realities of life, basking in an (essentially dishonest) illusion.
This dumb fool must be a part of stoopmanity!
Stoopmanity by theeJuice July 23, 2019

stolzman 

Stolzman is Powerful has the quiet disposition but there’s fire always there
Never bows down unless it’s to His Queen

She has to be a loyal to him yet a badass never surrenders to anyone but a True Stolzman He is proud n very self contained he’s generous with those he loves and willing to pay some to go away

Zero tolerance for whining but doesn’t mind being the strong shoulder to cry on
Devoted Dedicated and Determination defines this Man success

He likes beautiful things but finds beauty in awkwardness n authentic beings

He loves sex but seeks one that can be everything in sync with his sexual prowless

Seduction Kissing and Cumming not on that order turns him on

He likes sweetness and kindness but respects a good submission

He knows many but few really know him
He evolves later in life and makes for the ultimate last husband especially to someone that has no insecurities with all his ex hot looking wives

He is both romantic and a Dominate but few will ever live the Dom unless their partner on crime
Stolzman will never tap out but A Stolzman will Bring it !
stolzman by Raw33 November 28, 2021
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