Stoge Run 

The act of going to buy cigarettes.

I've smoked everything, lets go on a stoge run at the Circle K.

Stoge Run by Mister Smith April 5, 2009

Store runner 

A person , usually the lamest , brokest one out the group who they send back and forward to the store to get what they need.

“That boy a store runner”

Store runner by A1fromday1 December 14, 2021

I'm just running to the store 

A term used to inform you that you are no longer loved by the speaker and that you are to be left alone for the foreseeable future to fend for yourself (usually used by a father)

Me: Dad where are you going with that suitcase full of your things?
Dad: I'm just running to the store

I'm just running to the store by LilBigGay March 11, 2019

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

running like nigger who stole something 

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

running like nigger who stole something by hillarysucks July 6, 2007