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Store runner 

A person , usually the lamest , brokest one out the group who they send back and forward to the store to get what they need.
Store runner by A1fromday1 December 14, 2021

I'm just running to the store 

A term used to inform you that you are no longer loved by the speaker and that you are to be left alone for the foreseeable future to fend for yourself (usually used by a father)
Me: Dad where are you going with that suitcase full of your things?
Dad: I'm just running to the store

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

running like nigger who stole something 

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.
That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026