Stock ipod headphones 

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.

Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.

Stock ipod headphones by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010