Stock Lollipop

A sex move where the male pees into a condom, then freezes it. He then uses the frozen piss on the female who will alternate between sticking it in her vagina and sucking on it.

I pissed in a condom, froze it, and gave this bitch the craziest stock lollipop last night, but she ended up getting frostbite

Stock Lollipop by willly whacker 08 January 8, 2026

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Pink Sock Lollipop

First, you perform the pink sock to another person, male or female. Then you immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio on the dangling mass of intestinal wall.

Man 1: I gave this chick a pink sock lollipop last night.

Man 2: Oh, how'd that shit taste.

Man 1: Oh well you obviously already know. Like shit!

Pink Sock Lollipop by Tim Cooper August 15, 2006

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Pink Sock Lollipop

To receive oral sex from Brock Soncas, while being fisted in the asshole, all done while he is masturbating to a Thundercats rerun.

Rob: Yo bro, why did you bail on the game last night?

Mike: Was getting a pink sock lollipop, my man.

Rob: Should of texted me bro, and we could of teamed that shit.

Mike: Fuck yeah dude!

Pink Sock Lollipop by VagmasterJ January 11, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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