Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

Boner Shock

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.

That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."

by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010

Boner Sock

Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket

Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin

by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008

Boner Shock

a sudden and immediate turn-off in the middle of an otherwise hot hook-up

"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!

by baby819 August 14, 2011

Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.

1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.

by Arcane Master March 18, 2015

Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"

Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.

by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021

Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock

I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock

by Babe_000 April 11, 2016