Stock Boner
Stock Boner by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
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Boner Shock
Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
Boner Shock by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
Word of the Day on February 12, 2014
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Boner Sock
Boner Sock by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008
Boner Shock
"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!
Boner Shock by baby819 August 14, 2011
Boner Shock
1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.
2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.
2. Same shit here.
2. Same shit here.
Boner Shock by Arcane Master March 18, 2015
Horny Boner Sock
A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.
Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.
Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"
Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.
Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.
Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.
Horny Boner Sock by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 8, 2021
Boner Shock
Boner Shock by Babe_000 April 11, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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