The most badass drummer from the greatest heavy metal band of all time, Steel Panther. He has been known to uphold, and even glorify the age old saying, drummers always get the chicks.
It has also been said that he may have VD.
Sweet drumming bro! You see how those babes were checkin' you out?
Delicious cheese sticks available at any Gumby's Pizza across the nation. It's tossed pizza dough smothered in a garlic butter sauce, seasoned with secret herbs and spices. It's covered in mozzarella cheese, then baked to perfection. Out of the oven, it gets another coat of the special garlic butter, then is sprinkled generously with grated parmesan cheese. The stix come in any pizza size, 10", 12", 14", 16" and 20". Ranch, marinara and garlic butter are available for dipping.
Hey dude, I've got the munchies, wanna call up Gumby's and order some PokeyStix?
Colored sugar powder sold by Willy Wonka in thin paper tubes. When ingested, it quickly produces an intense sugar high, and so is sometimes called "cocaine for kids."
I once ate25 Pixy Stix in under a minute. My hands were still shaking an hour later.