Stinky Carrot Share definition Flag A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell. "Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!" Stinky Carrot by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Stinky Carrot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch