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stick job
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Stink Job • stick job • sink job • Sting Job • stinky blow job • jobby stick • stink • stink-eye • stink finger • stink fist
Stick job
1.where a stick-man puts one hand in the mouth and the other up the anus until they meet.
2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.
2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.
stick-man: i can give you a stick job
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant
Stick job by i'mmeobviosly December 21, 2010
Stick Job
When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).
Stick Job by 6p3n-1sl@nd9 November 4, 2010
sink job
Got a slut on her way over?
Had a shower?
If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"
You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.
Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!
Had a shower?
If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"
You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.
Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!
stinky blow job
stinky blow job by BaconMastert November 21, 2016
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