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stick job 

"I can give you a stick job, but it really hurts"
stick job by OscarMG December 19, 2007

Stick job 

1.where a stick-man puts one hand in the mouth and the other up the anus until they meet.

2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.
stick-man: i can give you a stick job
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant
Stick job by i'mmeobviosly December 21, 2010

Stick Job 

The breakage of a boner,(stiff one, woody, ect.), (rare occurance, but still happens).
When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).
Stick Job by 6p3n-1sl@nd9 November 4, 2010

Sting Job 

The act of having a bee/wasp sting your bellend in order to gain sexual pleasure
fuck me Joe i got a right cheeky sting job the other night.
Sting Job by dazza417 September 1, 2009

sink job 

Got a slut on her way over?
Had a shower?

If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"

You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.

Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!
"Oh fuck, that sluts gonna be here in five and I stink!"

"I think you should do a sink job"
sink job by roki000 November 16, 2012

stinky blow job 

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.
I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.
stinky blow job by BaconMastert November 21, 2016