Stimulosis 

The mental condition that prohibits you from actually working because staying on the couch collecting stimulus money is more lucrative

How’s work dude? Fuck that, i got stimulosis. I haven’t worn pants in 6 months.

Stimulosis by Amazing Tree March 31, 2021

stribulosis 

The condition in which a person tells really dry, shit or weak jokes.

DUDE!!! I think jasons got stribulosis... He told me he caught a potato smoking weed ... Then he said it mustve been a baked potato... Don't go near him dude, that shits contagious.

stribulosis by unicorn rusler knight of fire November 19, 2014

stimulitis 

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

stimulitis by lovekraft August 24, 2009

Stimulitis 

The feeling you have once you have received your government stimulus check.

My employees no longer feel the need to show up for work due to stimulitis.

Stimulitis by Jolleyman April 2, 2021