Stimulosis 

The mental condition that prohibits you from actually working because staying on the couch collecting stimulus money is more lucrative

How’s work dude? Fuck that, i got stimulosis. I haven’t worn pants in 6 months.

Stimulosis by Amazing Tree March 31, 2021

stribulosis 

The condition in which a person tells really dry, shit or weak jokes.

DUDE!!! I think jasons got stribulosis... He told me he caught a potato smoking weed ... Then he said it mustve been a baked potato... Don't go near him dude, that shits contagious.

stribulosis by unicorn rusler knight of fire November 19, 2014

stimulitis 

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

stimulitis by lovekraft August 24, 2009

Stimulitis 

The feeling you have once you have received your government stimulus check.

My employees no longer feel the need to show up for work due to stimulitis.

Stimulitis by Jolleyman April 2, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022