stribulosis

The condition in which a person tells really dry, shit or weak jokes.

DUDE!!! I think jasons got stribulosis... He told me he caught a potato smoking weed ... Then he said it mustve been a baked potato... Don't go near him dude, that shits contagious.

by unicorn rusler knight of fire November 19, 2014

Stimulosis

The mental condition that prohibits you from actually working because staying on the couch collecting stimulus money is more lucrative

How’s work dude? Fuck that, i got stimulosis. I haven’t worn pants in 6 months.

by Amazing Tree March 31, 2021