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Egg on stilts
Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty ]in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.
Egg on stilts by Pantypie September 15, 2016
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stiltzkin • Stiltz • stiltza • stiltzdaddy • dumple stiltzken • stilts • stilted • Steltz • stilting • stilt walker
Stirtz Lab
Stirtz Lab by P4G0 May 9, 2022
on stilts
adverbial phrase = enormously more than the normal use of an adjective; the norm on steroids; usually negative
on stilts by Sergeant Grammar June 11, 2006
stiltzdaddy
stiltzdaddy by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009
stiltner
stiltner by wiked clown 13 January 21, 2009
Dumple Stiltskin
When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.
Dumple Stiltskin by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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