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when your cock does not grow.
"look at that loser with a 3 incher jeez hes stilted"
stilted by lewi turner March 27, 2007
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When your still tilted from the night before, but its the morning after and half blind from the sun, you stumble out to your car/taxi/walk home like you're wearing stilts, sceaming "I WANT YOU!" like uncle sam himself.
"Look at that dude trying to get on the bus, man he must be stilted!"
stilted by Rufiodies July 30, 2016
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This is the word to describe when a person who is lacking in height is not a happy bunny
My god! That wee man was a bit stilted wasn't he
STILTED by taliBanda August 3, 2025

stiltzdaddy 

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.
That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!
stiltzdaddy by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009

That’s tilted 

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way
Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted
That’s tilted by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017
The description of something that slightly tilted.
"They lived in a slilted little house in Missouri."
slilted by Eddie Garmania September 21, 2017
To have your penis and/or breasts chopped off and stuffed down your throat.
Timmy: I horny for guys.
John: You're about to get stilled.
Stilled by Stilled November 9, 2014
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