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when your cock does not grow.

"look at that loser with a 3 incher jeez hes stilted"

stilted by lewi turner March 27, 2007

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stilted

When your still tilted from the night before, but its the morning after and half blind from the sun, you stumble out to your car/taxi/walk home like you're wearing stilts, sceaming "I WANT YOU!" like uncle sam himself.

"Look at that dude trying to get on the bus, man he must be stilted!"

stilted by Rufiodies July 30, 2016

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STILTED

This is the word to describe when a person who is lacking in height is not a happy bunny

My god! That wee man was a bit stilted wasn't he

STILTED by taliBanda August 3, 2025

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stiltzdaddy

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.

That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!

stiltzdaddy by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009

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That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”

That’s tilted by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017

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slilted

The description of something that slightly tilted.

"They lived in a slilted little house in Missouri."

slilted by Eddie Garmania September 21, 2017

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Stilled

To have your penis and/or breasts chopped off and stuffed down your throat.

Timmy: I horny for guys.
John: You're about to get stilled.

Stilled by Stilled November 9, 2014

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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