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Sticky shituation

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation
Sticky shituation by Kingy32 May 25, 2016
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Sticky Situation 

1. A tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. When a female is covered in semen and has no way to clean up quickly.
1. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin's birthday party"

2. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head"
Sticky Situation by currybomb July 29, 2010

sticky situation 

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.
Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
sticky situation by Danny8997 January 11, 2010

sticky situation 

When you are jacking off and you cum in your hand and then get a phone call.
I had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.
sticky situation by mials January 20, 2011

Sticky Situation 

n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope
John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?

Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.

John: No shit.
Sticky Situation by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

Sticky Situation 

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."

sticky situation 

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
now that is a sticky situation!
sticky situation by BBBBob October 28, 2006
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