Sticky hairy
Sticky hairy by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022
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Sticky hairy
When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
Sticky hairy by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!
The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!
One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
Sticky hairdo
The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.
What's wrong with your hair Janet?
It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.
It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.
Sticky hairdo by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
Sticky Hair
Sticky Hair by John Duncan Leksan MHS September 6, 2007
hairy stinky twat
an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.
i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!
hairy stinky twat by fat nutz October 14, 2007