stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.

> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."

by sam _ November 29, 2006

Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.

Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

stick it up your ass

A fun and easy way of saying Fuck You!

Talk shit to me well you can take that phone of yours AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

by michaelbivens January 23, 2014

stick it up your ass and rotate

1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.

2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..

1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.

(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!

2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?

(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.

(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!

by TheMaleMuteKid May 5, 2005

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020