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Steven Jones 

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
Steven Jones by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Jacob Steven jones 

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay
Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer
Jacob Steven jones by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

steve jones 

Totally underated Guitarest of the Sex pistols.
Steve jones was fucking awesome, give him some credit to!
steve jones by comegetmebitch September 21, 2006

steve jones 

fantastic guitarist for punk band the Sex Pistols.
Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!

Steve Jones 

Former gameshow host now on talksport graveyard shift.He helps you get to sleep.
II used to do the Pyramid Game
Steve Jones by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”
Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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