Stepping on legos
A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.
I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.
Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017
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