Stempniak 

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.

"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

Stempniak by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009

Stempniak'd 

A literal explanation of the act of passing a particularily raunchy fart into the atmosphere. Named after a particularily bad Toronto Maple Leaf trade for Lee Stempniak which saw Alexander Steen and Carlo Colaiacovo leave Toronto, in an effort to pick up the goal scorer. Stempniak did nothing all season, while the two traded players flourished.

The Leafs really Stempniak'd themselves!

Man lifts his leg, lets go a raunchy sounding fart and exclames "I just Stempniak'd"

Can also be used to describe ones piece of work.

"That deck looks like someone Stempniak'd on it"

Stempniak'd by Swinger525 May 27, 2009

Stempink 

The Hipster version of Steampunk.

"Wow, what is that guy wearing?"
"I think it's steampunk."
"Naw, man. Thats Stempink. The same thing, but the stempink's did it first."

Stempink by Ineda Cock December 3, 2011