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Stay Home 

Stay Home because coronavirus is around.

Girlfriend:*Tries to kiss her boo*
Boyfriend:Social distancing
Girlfriend:Then why the fuck am I here
Boyfriend:I don't know
Stay Home by SMH0318 April 7, 2020

stay-home hub 

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock
brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"
stay-home hub by smart hooman April 1, 2020

Stay Home Save Lives 

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.
Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

stay home to the mickey 

stay home to the mickey by sareta September 21, 2017

Go big or stay home! 

A phrase usually used to goad someone into an outlandish/awesome act. Similar to the phrase "go big or go home" this phrase considers added, undeniable reasoning; If you have no intention of going big, don't bother coming out at all.
"Guys, don't you think 380 Jello shots is a little excessive?"
"GO BIG OR STAY HOME!"

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you 

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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