An Acronym meaning Sexual Terms, Actions, And Sounds. Pronounced Staz.
Usually used as a replacement for "That's what she said."
STAAS is used more than that's what she said because it can be used for male situations or just suggestive sounds. See example...
EXAMPLE: Someone scores in a soccer game and shouts, "Oh Yeah! That was FANTASTIC!" You reply, "STAAS! Ha ha!"
An annual raging shit show to end all shit shows. For one weekend every year, wild party fiends from across the land travel to the mystical Ginnie Springs to celebrate and bask in the wonder and endless glory of Jason Staba. This celebration is characterized by party barges with floating liquor, beer, and other desired substances, ragetastic tents of doom, fire gods, vuvuzelas, glowstick magic, bongos, guitars, music of all kinds, jersey shore invasions, campsite rivalries, nakedness, and insatiable partying.
when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.
Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."