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stanasaurus 

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.
Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.
stanasaurus by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

Statastic 

A statistically significantly statistic.
That was statastic!
An Acronym meaning Sexual Terms, Actions, And Sounds. Pronounced Staz.
Usually used as a replacement for "That's what she said."
STAAS is used more than that's what she said because it can be used for male situations or just suggestive sounds. See example...
EXAMPLE: Someone scores in a soccer game and shouts, "Oh Yeah! That was FANTASTIC!" You reply, "STAAS! Ha ha!"
STAAS by RABBIDKITTEH December 1, 2010

Stabastocktoberfestapalooza 

An annual raging shit show to end all shit shows. For one weekend every year, wild party fiends from across the land travel to the mystical Ginnie Springs to celebrate and bask in the wonder and endless glory of Jason Staba. This celebration is characterized by party barges with floating liquor, beer, and other desired substances, ragetastic tents of doom, fire gods, vuvuzelas, glowstick magic, bongos, guitars, music of all kinds, jersey shore invasions, campsite rivalries, nakedness, and insatiable partying.
Stabastocktoberfestapalooza, OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!
when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.
Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."

StatassHole

When a person slams you on Facebook, or continues to post stupid things they have done all day long, or chain posts.
"I got bad mouthed on FB last night by my ex. What a "statasshole".