To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.
Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's goget Stapped!
Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!