Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!
Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...
by Lulu85 January 25, 2012
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The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!
John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

by McRoot123 January 13, 2012
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A cunning euphemism utilised by newly dating couples, so that while it appears outwardly that they are arranging a casual get-together, in reality they are preparing a sordid, typically sado-masochistic, rendezvous.
Tonight is my last night in Chicago. Stanley's. No excuses.
by youslag7 August 07, 2011
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The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
Are you going to the market in Stanley today?

No thanks, I don't need any charity clothes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 05, 2009
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Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.
Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!
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From the old english meaning: Walks Bare Foot threw the stone garden

Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.
Hey Stanley are those pierogies done yet?
by lordolaf February 04, 2010
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