Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!
by Lulu85 January 26, 2012
by Ramsay&Cooke September 10, 2008
The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!
John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
by McRoot123 January 14, 2012
The poorer and therefore shitter of the two main towns in Derwentside, County Durham. Consett, the more prosperous of the two areas was a shit-hole in the 60s, 70s and early 80s, however after the Steel works closed and money was re-invested in the area, it is now the Monte Carlo of Derwentside! Stanley on the other hand has a fine selection of boarded up shops, closed pubs and charity shops! It is frequented by neanderthols in chavy clothes and burberry baseball caps who will threaten you with minor violence if you look at them the wrong way but would actually shit a brick if you stood up to them!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
From the old english meaning: Walks Bare Foot threw the stone garden
Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools
Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.
Also it is a brand name of an economy brand of screw drivers and other such hand tools
Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley" you get Variations including Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy.
by lordolaf February 5, 2010
Stanley is a stupid ass motherfucker. He is nothing but dumb and will try to be your friend just too expose you. Nobody should like him. He is an idiot. But this is not case for all of them. The other ones are just as funny as Stanley from the office
by Yakiboi76 August 29, 2020