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Stank Lies

Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!

Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
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stankiest 

The past tense of stink to the most superior level...
That was the stankiest pussy I ever came across... (No Pun Intended)
stankiest by Bosman J June 2, 2016
Skunk weed, Chronic
"A Henry of stankies, my good man.Your prices are most favourable."
stankies by Mather September 13, 2003

Stankleshart 

When you wanna call somebody a shithead, but roblox blurs it out.
BRUH YOU STANKLESHART STOOOOP
The ability to tear off your penis to reproduce, and grow a new one
I performed a stanliest
stanliest by noris November 22, 2014

stankless 

something that stinks so bad, it doesn't have a smell anymore.
"Dude, by now, I can guaruntee you my laundry has become stankless."
stankless by iamtron April 12, 2009
Combined words for very thin ankles (stick ankles). Opposite of cankles.
Dude, look at her. She looks like she will fall over with those stankles.

Hard to believe those stankles won't just break.
stankles by Sr Robo September 26, 2009