Stank And Spank 

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

Stank And Spank by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

Tank and Spank by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Tank and Spank

This Term is used when you send your Main "Tank" in and aggro the NPC While the Rest of your team Attacks from back

"In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"

Tank and Spank by Tank and Spank July 1, 2008

Flank and Spank 

When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.

Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!

Flank and Spank by Standing Freddy March 2, 2007

sniff and spank 

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor

To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank

sniff and spank by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.

Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.

spank and tank by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

wake and spank 

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

wake and spank by brianfixxx September 28, 2008