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standstill 

A standstill is a human being who struggles to associate with social norms. They very rarely talk and are known to linger outside social groups. The term standstill is derived from their tendency to stand near people but with no interaction.
"Why is he being such a standstill today, I have had enough"
standstill by GWanker96 February 22, 2014
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African Standstill

A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen
1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
African Standstill by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009

a standstill 

When having sex and the guy tells the girl not to move and they both are being perfectly still and then he cums anyway.
Bro, I cannot believe I did a standstill with Jade last night only 4 minutes in. I doubt I'll be hitting that again!

Quickee cum premature ejaculation sex
a standstill by Mexican Juan May 24, 2016

puerto rican stand-still 

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.
That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

Ash Stonestill

An evil reaper popular in their land to trap teenagers from earth and force them to play deadly games. Disappeared July 27th 2021 to an unknown world.
He did not want to play Fortnite and won't stop talking about crack muffins Ash Stonestill.
Ash Stonestill by 0ffici4l_JJ January 3, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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